Elevation map of the US interstate system.

This dude knows.

I saw this in a Walmart parking lot: a tractor trailer rig, towing a gooseneck camper, with a SmartCar perched in the available back space, and bikes on top of the car. Whoever owns this has mastered *every* aspect of cross-country travel.

Standing in line at the BMV with all these four wheelers to renew my hazmat. Guy just failed his written non CDL test and is being an asshole to the staff now.

MRW I call my boss bitching because whoever dropped the reefer trailer I’m picking up didn’t fill it up and he says, “it’s showing you were the last one to drop it”