Upon arrival at the temple of the tendies, you encounter a glorious statue. Awestruck, you gaze upon it as it begins to speak "Halt traveler! What business have you here?"

As you pass through Normieville, you see a fellow warrior preparing to enter a Stacy Outpost. Do you help him or stop him, possibly earning the admiration of the Stacy group?

Arriving at the edge of Vidya Valley, you encounter a Meowling trader camped on a trail. He offers a selection of goods that are sure to aid in your travels through the region. Dew you purchase anything?

Ying & yang.

after gutpunching an alien chad to death, the following projectile spews forth onto his superbowl sunday snackmix. legend has it that alien chad vomit has healing properties, but there may be risks associated with its consumption as well. what do you dew?