Car owners should spray their car with cat repellent every 4-6 months to prevent infestations of cat.

Noodly neck

After the divorce, Janice was scared she would get desperate for money and get sucked into a pyramid scheme. Luckily, she found a niche growing psilocybin and selling it to squirrels down at the junior college, which was slightly better.

Suzy told him that he wouldn't have any luck picking up women after he left her. But he didn't need luck. He had dance moves that no woman could resist.

Baby giraffes do not grow up. Rather, they grow down. They often need held up to allow their legs to grow down to the ground to get longer.

Hamster brood mothers will lay their eggs inside the ears of sleeping humans. They will hatch shortly after and, after several weeks of growth, will burst out of the ear.

In retrospect, Wally realized trying to beat up his ex wife's new robot-crab boyfriend to impress her and win her back was a poor decision.

While typically spending most of their time on land, deer must still go into the water to spawn in the spring. They don't lay eggs or anything, they just really like to fuck in the water.

"Well, Amy, since you decided to be a whore, I may as well remove our anniversary from the calendar because WE WON'T BE HAVING ONE THIS YEAR."

Keith practices how he will fake his death to get out of paying child support.

"REGGIE! YOU CAN'T JUST FALL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH FOR A YEAR THEN JUST ASK TO SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH OUR KIDS LIKE EVERYTHING'S FINE"

Many breeds of small dogs are exceptional runners. This is due to them trying to run away from the demons of their past that they can never truly escape.