My therapist would 100% call my bluff, she knows me too well

Whatever the opposite of the Turing Test is

The only valid couple's costume

PoliSci majors, your time is up

When you decided you were too edgy to listen to Enya

A collective IQ higher than many public officials

No one's favorite Harry Potter character is actually Harry Potter

Fweej has accepted your offerings and tributes

"You have no power here!"

Knit fast, die warm

To be fair, we didn't know how to carve a quick wit

All our times have come 🐮🔔, 🐮🔔, 🐮🔔, Here but now they're gone 🐮🔔, 🐮🔔, 🐮🔔

*wipes mouth with hand* Orange is ok... For now, anyway

"Where do you work out?" - "At the Oh God Oh No"

Where in Norway is this?

I feel like we could do one better with this potato placebo

Cooking Barbie

I knew it

It's been 30 years, how is this still a thing?

Drink responsibly

Wexter

They're not wrong

Chaotic millennial energy

Ok b**mer

Asking the Starbucks barista for another because you thought a grande was enough but you were wrong

I'd watch this

They said I could become anything

Please help yourself!

Dog logic

In either case, make sure you have plenty of room to work in and stay hydrated

About to make riding on cobblestones a habit

In too deep

When your "Too Much" gene wrecks your art project

Siblings be like

I will protect you

When the D-Bois think they're headed to SCP-3000 but someone mentions a stone coffin

I want to know what mom-proof antivirus you're using