MRW I go to the DMV and they call my # before I have even sat down to wait

MRW I Couldn't get in touch with my 60 Year Old Parents and they Call me at Midnight and say "Sorry, we were drinking with some friends at the Titty Bar"

MRW I tell my Bernie friend that Bernie said Convicted Terrorists should be allowed to vote, He says that's a lie, so I send him the video and I haven't heard back in 3 hours

MRW I realize "Gangnam Style" was released almost 7 years ago